Oh honey no, you don't want a blended whiskey. Where are your parents? They should be teaching you better!
Other than the folly of refrigerating whiskey, all is right with the world here.
I'll get on a viking ship and cross as many seas as you like as long as you've got enough whiskey to last us through the journey.
Now that baseball season has started back up, I'll be stuffing these in every pocket, sock and shoe on my way to the ballpark. What? I'm just naturally lumpy!
Have you looked closely at the machine in your breakroom? You never know, you may be missing something.
Sure there are people put there who have spent decades perfecting the balance of a fine bottle of spirits. But who do they think they are? I know best! Let me do it!
Happy New Year! Be safe tonight!
What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!
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