I didn't know I could be allergic to milkshakes like this. ah-CHOO
An army of delicious fat men dressed as fruit, I don't trust them.
Check it, chocolate cake dipped in batter and deep fried! The line forms behind me.
Captain America's mom is always embarrassing him on the 4th of July.
Do not fall to the tyranny of waffles! Belgium is trying to hide it's nefarious deeds under the cloak of American patriotism. FIGHT!
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