Because everyone knows that the best part of the pizza is the toppings. Crust is totally secondary.
I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!
That better be waffle and pop tart flavored cake in there!
When you're sleeping on your breakfast there's really no rush in the morning.
Considering how "everything is bigger in Texas" I'm assuming that there plate is the size of a coffee table.
Hey waffle, I know you want a ride, you can just ask.
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