Now, I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans but we really need to draw a line somewhere don't we?
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Eating raw naga chillies is for weaklings. Be a man and booze up your spicy. That's gonna be one painful hangover.
It's like alcohol for babies who don't know how to drink like a real person yet.
You can convince drunk people of nearly anything, including the myth that there is enough booze in these eight shots to get any kind of buzz from.
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