veggies

Via: Laughing Squid
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Admit it, you just want to see the fear in the eyes of your food as you devour it.

By Mmmbop (Via: Blog of the Fed)
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Is the crust stuffed with hallucinogenic mushrooms? Because that's the only way to really send this pie over the top.

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By Unknown
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I'd build a rice palace to memorialize my love. But then of course I'd have to eat it.

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Via: Married to the Sea
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Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?

By AikoVenus (Via: shinsveganloving.blogspot.com)
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You have to clean your plate before you can cross the bridge.

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By Unknown
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Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.