I'm always losing one of my chopsticks AND never have a weapon on hand when I need one. All my problems have been solved!
What an obnoxious gift for a friend. "Here you go! Annoy the crap out of anyone you eat with, it's totally charming!"
Source: Perpetual Kid http://go.ohgizmo.com/?id=3954X639025&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.perpetualkid.com%2Fbeat-it-drumstick-chopsticks.aspx&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ohgizmo.com%2F2010%2F10%2F20%2Fbeat-it-chopstick-drumsticks%2F%3Futmsource%3Dfeedburner%26utmmedium%3Dfeed%26utm_campaign%3DFeed%3A%2BOhgizmo%2B%2528OhGizmo%2521%2529 Via: Oh Gizmo! http://www.ohgizmo.com/2010/10/20/