Tastes like ass.

Does being ugly make them cheaper? More appetizing? Should I sympathize with them?

Let's just blame this on the lighting, shall we?

Wait, is is supposed to look like a Lazy Boy or was it decorated by a Lazy Boy?

Well maybe his mom loves him at least?

I'll take a Whopper over a Lohan any day.

Oh look! More vaguely creamy gravy slop! Thanks, shelf life!