Now that's a going away party sentiment I can get behind.

"I left you a pizza in the oven. Love, Mom."

U mad bro?

Sorry bro, couldn't resist.

What, you don't trust a trollface? http://memebase.com/category/troll-face-2/

It could be worse, it could be dead mice and arsenic. Rainbows! I'll take it! Oh god, it tastes like cheese! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Funny Food Photos - Killer Tomato

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