Make sure and rinse that broccoli before you steam it, looks like it's got a little critter clinging to it.
Would this be considered the opposite of the tree of life?
Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!
Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!
What, no tinsel made of anchovies? Amateurs.
That sandwich is worth a whole fifty cents!
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