Make sure and rinse that broccoli before you steam it, looks like it's got a little critter clinging to it.
Would this be considered the opposite of the tree of life?
Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!
Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!
What, no tinsel made of anchovies? Amateurs.
That sandwich is worth a whole fifty cents!
If I plant it in my yard will it supply me with chocolate for life?
The Weasley Twins Could Have Been the Heroes of the Harry ...
The Evolution of the Bikini
Feminist Mad Max Explores Equality on Fury Road. In Meme ...
JK Rowling Supports Irish Gay Marriage, Slams Westboro Baptist ...
Marvel's Superheroines Become Bond Girls In This Awesome ...
Ever Been so Oblivious You Didn't Realize You Were Being ...
Serious Dedication to Cosplay
Keep Talking, We Gotta Feed the Snakes
Whatever You Do, DON'T Feed Your New Sports Car to the Bushes
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more