Teddy Bear's Picnic

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Teddy Bear's Picnic
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Make sure and rinse that broccoli before you steam it, looks like it's got a little critter clinging to it.

Tree of Rot

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Tree of Rot
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Would this be considered the opposite of the tree of life?

You Sneaky Jerk

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You Sneaky Jerk
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Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!

Trim the Tree With Pork Products

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Pssshht, if they were really serious about this they'd make the entire tree out of meat. Sausage trunk, jerky bark, pepperoni branches. Step it up, boys!

Salami Magic Forest

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Salami Magic Forest
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That sandwich is worth a whole fifty cents!

A Tree to NOM

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If I plant it in my yard will it supply me with chocolate for life?