This is a really weird way to tell someone you're pregnant.
I support our troops by biting their heads off.
Dinner parties just aren't complete until you've detonated an edible bomb on the table, showering your guests with candy and toys. Take cover!
Alright, who is missing from this picture? Creepy one-eyed mechanical spider baby! Who else?
If the babysaur doesn't scare you enough, just think of all the plastic you'll be ingesting if you're not super careful with this monstrosity.
Boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange? Wait, don't answer that.