Even roadkill demands some seasoning.
The one plate limit at a salad bar is ridiculous, but this is also great for those of us who love the Old Country Buffet but hate walking all the way back for seconds.
Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!
The internet and alcohol, two great tastes that taste great together. I want to put a filter on the comments on this post so that you can only comment if you're drunk. Get to chugging!
Have you been working out your jaw muscles? This is going to be one hell of a workout.
I'm on this special diet, I can only eat babies fro breakfast. It's getting expensive.
That 12-winged chicken never even saw it coming.
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