My sandwich just asked me if I wanna make out.

How disturbing is it that I want to eat her ham tongue?

Pretty much the opposite of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37wdcxpNt0

Moar gifs here!

That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.

So if I eat the hot dog am I basically making out with one of these scary little dudes? Can I have a couple beers first?

Please for the love of all that is holy, this is not for children!