Mmmm don't you just love the thought of munching on someone else's teeth? Delicious!
I'm never opening another can as long as I live.
Just eat with your eyes closed and maybe you'll stop hyperventilating.
It's best that we just put this poor unfortunate soul out of his misery. It's what he'd want for us.
Yes but can you also light a match on them?
Dinner will be ready soon, don't be rude.
How he managed to get all the way through without absolutely puking with laughter I'll never know.
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