Don't drink that. Don't even try.
I'm tired of the same old miracle every morning. Do you have anything in a baby Jesus?
So I take it there's no caffeine in this?
You'd look especially dashing in this new Earl Grey I just picked up.
It is tea I'm looking for! You're so smart Lionel Richie!
Ooh are those heroin poppers? What an intoxicating snack!
Good thing you brought some reading material in there, sister. It's gonna be a long night.
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