Don't drink that. Don't even try.

I'm tired of the same old miracle every morning. Do you have anything in a baby Jesus?

So I take it there's no caffeine in this?

I'd almost rather be shot with a bullet than forcefully scalded. Just back away slowly.

You'd look especially dashing in this new Earl Grey I just picked up.

It is tea I'm looking for! You're so smart Lionel Richie!

Ooh are those heroin poppers? What an intoxicating snack!