I'm not sure how I could top the best-named food product ever: Flamas Doritos Locos Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Just put it in my mouth already!

Poor Bethel, Alaska thought they were getting a Taco Bell but it was all a prank. No worries, Bethelites, you can always fly to Anchorage for your digestional distress.

They're just saying what we all know.

My hangovers are seriously poor people hangovers.

Ambien Walrus must have been behind this. He's always trying to get out of trouble with tacos.

Meow Taco Bell meow meow Mountain Dew meow.

If it fits on the grill, it fits on the menu. Let me order this!!!