I'd bite the bottom off first and suck out all the syrup. Yum, chicken juice!

What choice to you really have but to eat chicken and waffles flavored syrup drizzled over chicken and waffles? The internet demands it!

Then when you're done with that, THEN you can make gross cocktails with it.

Just think of all the hot, melty butter you could pack into this waffle. A butter labyrinth is my kind of maze.

Flavor my pancakes, don't drown them. Bonus, if you're a godless heathen you can use the reservoir of syrup for bacon dunking. Freak.

The meds won't repair the damage done by ingesting so many plastic googly eyes.

Just think of the little pools of butter and syrup nestled into the hot, crispy waffle. Juice the orange! Win win!

Make sure and take its shoes off before you eat it, the rubber gets stuck in your teeth.