That's it, marry me!

In a few weeks I'm getting my wisdom teeth out. This is what I want for every meal!

I've had a hankering for more breakfast in my sweets lately.

Never let me go!

It's a pizza, it's a cake, it's covered in turtles! Cowabunga!

Best when gifted, rewrapped, to an unsuspecting friend with no tolerance for spicy foods.

Why doesn't more food come with a side of icing? Now I know what pizza has been missing this entire time.