strawberry

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In his deepest darkest fantasies all he really wanted to be was a doorstop.

Via: Foodbeast
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Someday the notion of inedible tableware will be laughable!

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Via: Epic Ponyz
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I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!

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Via: Food Beast
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This is what you get when you cross an arctic flounder fish with a strawberry. I wish that was the punchline to a joke but it's not. This strawberry is seriously blue!

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By Unknown
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Does this straw-bunny have special mutant powers that enable it to be both sweet and tart at the same time?

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By Unknown
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Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!

I like strawberry turtles
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He's the runt of the litter but he's real sweet.