In his deepest darkest fantasies all he really wanted to be was a doorstop.

Someday the notion of inedible tableware will be laughable!

I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!

This is what you get when you cross an arctic flounder fish with a strawberry. I wish that was the punchline to a joke but it's not. This strawberry is seriously blue!

Does this straw-bunny have special mutant powers that enable it to be both sweet and tart at the same time?

Here I thought I was about to enjoy a mountain of buttery, sugary, unhealthy frosting and you go and sneak a FRUIT in there! Keep your diet out of my holidays!

He's the runt of the litter but he's real sweet.