Saw this watermelon at my local grocery store. It's promoting breast cancer awareness. We just had to get a Melon for Melons.

Do bananas go to NASCAR events?

Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.

Mmmmm girl, you got some FRESH guacamole!

It does one thing and does it well. It supplies us with NOMs.

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