Even roadkill demands some seasoning.
You want a job? Carry all these. CRASH You're fired.
I love you, caffeine addiction. Be mine for always.
Spherical scoops are totally over. Everyone knows a cylinder is more architecturally stable anyway.
Who cares if they're juicy when they finally make such nice building blocks?
Just smother them in butter and they'll calm right down.
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