Ow Ow Ow Ow!

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face,fork,ouch,pasta,ravioli,stab
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What the eff, man? For real! That hurts!

Slippery Little Suckers

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comic,kill,stab,sushi,tricky
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Sometimes there has to be a certain level of sacrifice for me to enjoy my meal.

It's Just So Unfair

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cake,face,fork,Sad,slice,stab
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Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?

Ouch! So Much Burning!

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burn,dangerous,food,freeze,hurt,injuries,stab
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Hey man, even Breatharians get chapped lips and a sunburn once in a while.

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