It's so nice when a snack takes the time to express its feelings before I eat it.
This is basically the opposite of most cosmetic procedures.
Peanut butter was too healthy, let's make more Nutella ripoffs and get the kids going!
I've got your spreadable right here.
I have a feeling all that red dye would make my insides as angry as the bird.
I'll have one of them there cream pies, thanks.
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