If Slimer's slime really tasted like lime pudding he would be the one being chased by hungry children.

There are a whole lot of words in that title up there. The only one I'm really sure about here is "bun."

I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHncoxvxRO8&feature=related]

Surprised? Haven't you ever seen a slug trail?