I often sing to my dinner to make sure it really resonates with my guests.

The green pepper with tinfoil grill teeth really seals the deal for me.

The acoustics of this jar are much better than the yogurt carton we performed in last week!

Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.

So, we have Brazil, Bee Gees, Yakisoba, a karaoke video and cooking instructions all in one. That's um. Well. I'm just gonna let it simmer.

Stop singing Cee-Lo Green and get in my mouth!

Remember when Jason Alexander had hair? Remember when we wanted twice the planet-killing packaging with our fast food? Remember when everyone wore primary colors and rolled up their jacket sleeves? Those were the days.