Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.

Are you too good for your home?!

Whatever gender by which you choose to identify is fine by me. I'll eat you all equally.

Well maybe if it sobered up and started seeing a therapist, things wouldn't be such a mess.

I thought you were good for another week. You've been taken from me so early!

BECAUSE REASONS. LEAVE ME ALONE.