Well at least the prawns in the tray are cooked to tender perfection. You're ruining that shrimp, man.
You're a klutz but I love shrimp. Gimme!
That prawn fascinator Princess Di wore to that one photo-op was stunning wasn't it?
That looks nothing like the nightstand in the pamphlet. I suck at building these things.
Death row is stressful, sometimes you just want a heavy, comforting last meal.
And you though tempura spider rolls were creepy.
Go ahead kid, google "blue waffle" I won't tell.
Note: Whatever you do, do NOT google "blue waffle" seriously.
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