So fresh, and such a precise cut!
I'm always disappointed when my fancy sushi isn't properly dressed for the occasion.
Will this lunch fall to neglect as quickly as our Tomagotchis did back in the day?
Kitty, are you drunk? Will you get me drunk? Deal!
How's that for a midnight snack? Sweet Dreams!
I only want a smidge of John's head in my portion, thanks.
Wrap a swath of fatty tuna belly around my neck and call me a snowman!
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