Oh god, eat it quick!
Don't eat me! I just woke up!
Calm down, he'll get you a double cone next time.
I just want to wrap myself up in this and call it an edible outfit.
Put on a brave face. You're sacrificing yourself for a noble cause; my hunger.
Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.
Best to take out the eyes first so he doesn't have to watch himself cook.
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