Don't eat me! I just woke up!
It will all be over soon, just close your eyes and let it go.
Sorry about that chip, but how do you think I feel? I'm gonna have to deal with the aftermath of this spicy disaster!
The more you drink, the more painfully he drowns. Sorry buddy!
Put on a brave face. You're sacrificing yourself for a noble cause; my hunger.
You're next, sonny! Sacrifice for the great fruit salad in the sky!
Puking from fright is not a good look on you.
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