I Can't Wait!

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Just think of the spectacular poops!

Be Still My Beating Heart

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My husband sadly didn't get the memo that all I wanted yesterday was a meat bouquet. Maybe next year.

Gather in the Garden For a Meat Snack

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Hey Sauce Boss, that's a rose, not a tulip. Learn your bacon flowers!

Mixed Messages Wedding Cake

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My wedding didn't feature an attention-hogging giant singing skeleton who towered over me and my husband, but to each his own I guess.

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