That's why you coat them in butter and marshmallows and take your sweet time.
When you leave them alone in the cupboard with the moths, it's inevitable that they'll eventually start creating their own cultural mythology.
Well at least this one can't bite me if I don't feed it french fries at the beach. Jerks.
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