He'll never share those delicious little pancakes.

For your special occasions, once every month.

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds.

I tore it out of my body and filled it with sugar just for you! LOOK AT ALL I DO FOR YOU!!!

If your soul is merely a dusty grey instead of black are you still allowed to call yourself goth?

No good comrade would be caught drinking yellow lemonade.

Red bird heard you talking about how he's the crappiest bird and it's time for some payback.