Liquid cake is the best cake!

I'd dip a grilled cheese in that, no problem!

A surefire way to impress a date!

I didn't think it was possible to get so seriously hungry in four minutes flat. My stomach is eating itself with desire.

Because just getting drunk or high isn't enough on its own.

Because sometimes someone leaves a heart at your place that doesn't belong to you but you're not wild about giving it back.

What could be easier than a cake that looks like an obese porpoise? No problem!