Breath of God!

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Breath of God!
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I need a hairdryer that blasts pizza air at me every morning. My hair will smell AMAZING.

Skittles Rain

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Skittles Rain
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Just try to catch them all with your mouth before they hit the floor.

Friends Get in the Way

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Friends Get in the Way
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I once knew a guy who could fit his mouth around a McDonald's fry carton. No joke. Talk about efficiency!

The Slippery Topping Conundrum

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The Slippery Topping Conundrum
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Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.