I need a hairdryer that blasts pizza air at me every morning. My hair will smell AMAZING.
Just try to catch them all with your mouth before they hit the floor.
I once knew a guy who could fit his mouth around a McDonald's fry carton. No joke. Talk about efficiency!
At least let me have a few of the red ones back!
Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.
Giving up is delicious.
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