I need a hairdryer that blasts pizza air at me every morning. My hair will smell AMAZING.

Just try to catch them all with your mouth before they hit the floor.

How... interpretive.

I once knew a guy who could fit his mouth around a McDonald's fry carton. No joke. Talk about efficiency!

At least let me have a few of the red ones back!

Good luck getting that grease stain out of your shirt there too buddy.

Giving up is delicious.