This Burger Doesn't Fit in My Pocket

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This wallet is gonna cause me some serious back problems.

Meat Purse

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I dunno, it's a little small for a purse. I'd maybe venture so far as to call it a wallet?

A Purse Only a Cop Could Love

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Hey lady cops? Doesn't this just scream "Freeze! Get your hands up!"? No? Didn't think so.

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