Though you really could use more protein. That's some good advice there.

Considering waste fertilizes plants that cows eat who we then eat, it's just taking out a couple steps, right? JK don't get that crap anywhere near me.

Funny Food Videos - Robert Downey Jr Is Mr Peanut

Your favorite Canadians are back, this time with a giant meat stick and a girl to show us how to handle it.

What was that one fairy tale about the little girl who gets magically transformed into a slab of processed meat paste for talking back to her grandma? So grim.

Why my piggy?! I loveded you, piggy! I loveded you!