Don't Squeeze, You'll Bruise Them

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Mmmmm girl, you got some FRESH guacamole!

They Grow Up So Fast

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I'm assuming "Haspengoud" means "Don't let this one near any acrylic platform shoes."

Mutatoes

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He's like the Professor X of mutant produce, establishing a place for them to feel useful and wanted. Except then he kills them like Magneto. Jerk.

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