Looks just like the dog my family had when I was a kid. That dog was... special.

I don't know why an otter pop would need to go scuba diving, but I guess I'm glad it's well equipped.

A popsicle shaped like a gun, flavored with absinthe. Is there anything more unholy?

He died for your noms.

Man, whatever you gave me is really kicking into high gear now.

You better derp that before it all melts!

Grape and vanilla flavored banana shaped, frozen, and allllll mine!