Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.
I'll never let you go. Until you get too warm, then I'll fill you back up with ice.
C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!
I can't handle the pressure! You do it! I'll be back in a minute.
Your brain has been infected. Resistance is futile. You're welcome.
Dipping Mountain Dew in milk seems a bit of a sacrilege don't you think?
I bet this guy has some serious burping skills.
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