The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.

You're always so sour dude.

Oh stock photos, is there a stereotype you DON'T perpetuate?

If you have to ask you'll never know.

Oh, wait, do they grow back like salamander tails?

I come to bless your franks and beans!

You smug, crown-wearing bastard, you are going DOWN!