I'd rather get a pizza for my friends with only one slice WITHOUT super hot chillies so I look like a total badass while they're all losing their cool over the spiciness.
Roasted brown nosers!
Just make sure not to rub your eyes after dessert.
Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.
I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.
I could probably fit my whole face into one of these, how do you expect me to fit it into my face?
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