The Danger of Eating With Friends

Favorite
hot,mean,new zealand,peppers,pizza,roulette,share,spicy
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I'd rather get a pizza for my friends with only one slice WITHOUT super hot chillies so I look like a total badass while they're all losing their cool over the spiciness.

Chocolate Covered Jalapenos

Favorite
chiles,chocolate,Jalapeño,peppers,weird
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Just make sure not to rub your eyes after dessert.

Vegetarian Tiger

Favorite
carrots,cheese,peppers,plate,tiger,veggies
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Very clever, but you need to finish your dinner before I'll give you dessert.

Angry Bird Pizza

Favorite
angry birds,cheese,game,Mushrooms,olives,peppers,pizza,toppings
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I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.

Look Me in the Pizza and Say That Again

Favorite
cheese,eye,eyeball,olives,peppers,pizza,sausage
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You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.

I'd Barely Call That a Hot Dog

Favorite
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I could probably fit my whole face into one of these, how do you expect me to fit it into my face?

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