I'm always disappointed when my fancy sushi isn't properly dressed for the occasion.

He died like he lived, fatty and fried.

It's cool man, just give peace a chance.

This is terrible for children with an oral fixation.

Is it worth a few cracked teeth to be able to say you at least tried to eat the most meticulously decorated burger ever? I think the new jacked up smile will show the world just what a good idea that was.