parks and recreation

I've been thinking for ages about how I'd love to eat Andy Dwyer's head. Now I can! Dreams DO come true!

Can we take a moment to behold the glory that is the Ron Swanson tag? Ahhhhhh, that's lovely. http://noms.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/ron-swanson/

Just give the man a steak and some time alone already.

Best give it to him.

Someday my dreams will come true and Ron Swanson will take me to Food 'n' Stuff to shop for dinner.

Ron Swanson, re: turkey burger: "Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? If so, yes. Delicious."

I'd like an Adam Sandler with no pickles please.