Like, what I need for breakfast? Or for like a week?
Seriously, what does this look like, Monday?
Honestly, does anyone really ENJOY candy buttons? A mouth full of paper does not scream AMERICA to me.
I wish someone would make me breakfast at the office.
I feel like if you're driving a Land Rover you're gonna be able to get to help. But it's always good to have a dry, papery snack.
You just can't let your friends eat it. Then they'll know your secret. Paper.
I always knew the future would look just like they thought in "Back to the Future II."
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