Like, what I need for breakfast? Or for like a week?

Seriously, what does this look like, Monday?

Honestly, does anyone really ENJOY candy buttons? A mouth full of paper does not scream AMERICA to me.

I wish someone would make me breakfast at the office.

I feel like if you're driving a Land Rover you're gonna be able to get to help. But it's always good to have a dry, papery snack.

You just can't let your friends eat it. Then they'll know your secret. Paper.

I always knew the future would look just like they thought in "Back to the Future II."