Look Gran, we all have long-held resentments, but it's time to move on.
Sweat it out cookies, you'll be delicious for swimsuit season.
Who needs a baking sheet? You do, evidently.
When I woke up someone had replaced my pizza with this rock? How did that happen?
I need a hairdryer that blasts pizza air at me every morning. My hair will smell AMAZING.
Faster faster faster! You can do it!