Better Eat Them All

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Better Eat Them All
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If you don't finish them all and you try to close the thing into a tube again you're screwed, but Pringles are delicious so you really should just finish the tube.

%$#@&ing Box!

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%$#@&ing Box!
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Butter knife to the rescue! Stabbing it open is so much more satisfying anyway.

Can Openers are for Suckers

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Ugh, my weak metropolitan wrists can't handle the spoon method. Give me electric or give me nothing.

Instructions For the Impaired

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Instructions For the Impaired
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My pizza enjoyment factor has just tripled now that I'm not eating cardboard!

Bring it On

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Bring it On
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My fingers are like re-bar. You're going down, nut!