Hey man, even lonely gamers have a right to get drunk on something hoppy and delicious.

Tables, people, invest in tables. Good lord.

Hurry up and eat them before Kirby finishes them all off.

Useful, entertaining, delicious! Limit use to only a couple hours a day. They're addictive!

With those giant hands, she'd be terrible at Call of Duty. Keep it in the kitchen, sweetheart!

Just slide the switch and POP!!!

So does it take half as much or twice as much sauce to coat Mobius noodles? I've always been bad with geometry.