This is the drunkest macaroni I've ever seen and I've eaten mac n cheese in the bathtub at 3 a.m.

Even opening packets and scooping food out with a spork can be a challenge when you're hammered.

Warning, there are some swears pertaining to nuts, berries, veganism and fake cheese made of nuts.

Careful not to sober up! You don't want to know how bad this food is.

A box of graham crackers proves too daunting for drunken construction of a house.

Just eat the cheese, cooking is way too much work.

Aren't they just hash browns? Yes, yes they are.